It is time to celebrate the doughnut. It is National Donut Day and today only, with the purchase of a beverage, you can enjoy one tasty FREE doughnut at Dunkin Donuts. I will not be enjoying this uproarious occasion because I'm not even sure there is a Dunkin Donuts in my area. There was one in Flint but I think it might be a porn shop now. Definitely not a place to buy donuts. I find it highly unlikely that they sell donuts but I have never been inside there so there is a slight possibility. Chalk up another point for the good daughter, Mom and Dad. (Side note: my sister lives above a pot palace. Okay, medicinal marijuana, a.k.a. pot palace.)
I think what we truly need to spend this day doing is pondering the words donut and doughnut and why my spell check only likes one of them. Grab a beverage, a doughnut and talk amongst yourselves.