I had a rough day so I asked Keith to read the girls a story and put them in bed so that I could go to Hobby Lobby for a little while. I just need to get away for a little bit. He said yes. I told Lauren that Daddy would be reading tonight and she was a little mad at first. She asked if he would read 3 stories. I told her if she asked him nicely, he might read three. So this is their conversation:
Keith: Yes, Lauren?
L: Will you read three stories?
L: Yes. 1...2...3...4.
K: Four? You said three.
L: No. I said four.
K: You said three stories.
L: No. I said four. FOUR.
K: How did we go from three to four? You women are all nuts.